I have been pondering in the last few days how to save you all. I have seen the darkness breeding in the corners of a broken earth and know what will come from it. You must make sure that any sign of green is burned away, that any hope of growth is crushed like a weed in your path. Light can’t grow without water, air without food, and life without hope. I have seen the darkness that creeps in from the edges of this broken world. It will devour your souls and leave you hollow shells, devoid of any soul or spirit.
The earth can’t live like this! The seas are a wasteland of oil and death. The air is heavy with toxins that choke out every sign of life. But when they came here, we thought it was going to be our salvation. Instead, it has become our suffering, our torment, and despair. I have waited for so long for someone to come save us all from ourselves, but no one ever came… until now… I can’t believe it, but it seems like the answer to our prayers might have finally arrived. A group of powerful beings known as the Guardians have descended upon our planet, promising to restore balance and heal the damage we’ve caused. They are currently recruiting individuals to join their cause, and I’ve decided to take a chance and apply. It may just be the opportunity I’ve been waiting for after years of hopelessness and job hunting in Middle Earth. I’ve always felt a strong connection to the earth and a deep sense of responsibility to protect it. Joining the Guardians feels like the right thing to do, and I’m ready to do whatever it takes to help heal our planet. As I eagerly await their response to my application, I’ve been spending my time learning everything I can about the Guardians, their mission, and how I can best contribute to their cause. I’ve even been researching how to survive a shark attack, just in case I’m called to work near the oceans.
I will tell you about 5 things that will help you survive in Middle Earth.
1. Bring a map of your surroundings with you to show people how to get to where you are going.
2. Try not to enter dark places and if you do bring a light with you so that the darkness doesn’t consume you.
The Super Bright Lamp that reduces orcs to ashes
3. Never walk near a cliff or an edge because it could result in death.
See everything in the dark Night Vision Binoculars (Use discreetly)
4. Protect yourself with a sword or something else that can kill other living beings as well as protect yourself from them (or just stay away from them).
The Pen is Mightier than the Sword
5. Bring some food with you and if possible don’t eat anything that is offered to you by strangers.
Never leave home without some chips on hand
Conclusion
Sometimes, life throws us curveballs that we never expected. The unexpected can often be scary and difficult to manage when it comes out of nowhere, but don’t let these events shake you too much! You are the lord of your own destiny after all, so take a deep breath and remember this one thing: Be firm in your decision-making and brave enough to make things happen for yourself. Fear will only lead you down a dark road with no way back, so stay strong my friend!
